May 2013
corpsifiedandgross:
bondoge:
is shut the fuck up an acceptable answer for an algebra problem
Only if you show your working
toxic-ponies:
omfg today in English class we were talking about reading books and some girl shouts ”BOOKS SUCK” and the quietest girl in my class says ”yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends” even the teacher laughed omfg
snarg:
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
“I’ll just bleed so the stars will have something dark to shine in.”
– frank stanford, the battlefield where the moon says i love you (via nc-17)
life would be 1000% easier if i was at least skinny or pretty
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
can someone please make a tumblr for old essays and everyone can just upload their essays and others can steal them for free come on guys
cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
highmiranda:
why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so
i have a really bad cold but then i feel so nauseous that i could throw up. halp
me: *does weird things when home alone*
me: I bet there's hidden cameras
pelluit:
hate it when you sit down and your legs flatten out to approximately the size of australia
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
if u copy me i will not find it flattering i will just really hate you
chanandlerb0ng:
“hey sorry i was busy” kidding i was watching my fave tv show and u interrupted rude
